I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
