For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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