The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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