Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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