i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Enjoy the penises
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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