but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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