your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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