did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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