are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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