he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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