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Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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