Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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