stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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