grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
is this the sara with the beer cane?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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