we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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