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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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