Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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