Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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