An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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