I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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