like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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