He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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