sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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