Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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