one might say we're banned from that church
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Houston, we have a blender
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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