Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Your tits are I can't wait for
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I would fuck him just for his dog
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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