Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Randomize
