I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it's great music for shaving your balls
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
