I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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