She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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