We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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