That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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