Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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