Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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