I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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