What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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