i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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