Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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