He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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