i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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