What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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