adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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