so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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