do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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