On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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