i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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