shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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