So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
