Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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