covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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