this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
this will be a night to untag.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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