The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
