i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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