kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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