Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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